American Guys Try European Swimwear // Try Guys

– We’re gonna try on some thongs!
No, we’re not trying on thongs.
No, well what are we doing?
(guitar music)
– [Keith] We’re trying on
European swimwear for men.
– I feel like there’s gonna be…
Less fabric.
– On a scale of one to manscape,
did zero preparation today.
– This is made for a man
and it just just shows
off more of the man.
– I’m excited.
– [Voiceover] This is cute.
– These are very short.
– Very thin fabric, feels nice.
– Look at this little anchor.
Look at me, I’m like a little sailor.
That’s fun.
– Oh, my.
– There’s always the bunching of my nuts.
– It’s like it’s giving me a wedgie,
and I think that’s on purpose.
– This is gonna burst wide open.
(mimics explosion)
– This is the underwear
I was wearing today.
It’s just, like, ripping
me a new one, here.
– I feel like when I bounce around,
my balls are just gonna
schlep right out of the suit.
– Overall rating is a no.
– Flirty, fun.
Europe.
– Hello.
– Aye-yi-yi-yi-yi.
– Hopefully, it will cover my whole ass.
– This is a pocket, like
you could keep your money
with your dick.
– Too much clothing, they
don’t have enough dick space.
Sometimes, you need dick space.
– Oh, no!
Oh, no!
– It looks like when you put your covers
over your dog.
– It’s like somebody’s holding it.
– Woop!
– This is unshowable.
– Yeah, look at that butt.
– Here he is.
– This is normally not seen by people.
– I like this.
This is great.
This is super revealing, like…
– It looks like a toucan.
– This doesn’t feel like
it would reduce drag
if I was doing freestyle.
– The separation from your body
allows for really nice swaying.
– This is, like, maybe
the closest I’ve felt like
how a girl might feel, when it comes to,
here’s a piece of clothing that’s totally
gonna accentuate one area of your body.
‘Cause my eyes go directly
to that action.
(laughs)
– [Keith] Speedo!
Whoa!
– You gave me one that’s mesh.
You gave me a see-through banana hammock.
– Are you fucking serious right now?
– Oh, I see!
It’s very tiny.
– Andrew Christian.
Nothing Christian about this outfit.
– This is like my dick
is about to break into
someone’s house and steal something.
(hums burlesque-like tune)
– It looks like I’m wearing a sock
on my dick and nothing else.
– That is obviously a
penis and balls, isn’t it?
Like, you can’t, you can’t
get less penisy or ballsy.
– I don’t get paid enough.
– How is nobody gonna
chase you out with a broom
if you walk into a place like this.
– It’s about this, my mind.
Not my dick pocket.
– But at least I don’t have to be seen
in public like this, right?
(bright pop music)
– There’s skin on me that has not
seen the sun in a long, long time.
– Well, who takes their
thighs outside, really?
– The tightness allows
you freedom, because
you know, that you’re not gonna pop out.
– No, I think the tightness
is just restricting my dick.
– It might be tight because
you’re dick might be huge.
– Yeah, maybe your dick too big.
– We all know that’s not true.
– Do you sunscreen your
inner thighs, ladies?
– I’m doing it.
– This is classic hot dog or legs.
– Just hanging out with my best buds,
and got my dicks out,
Eugene’s hung over, and we’re doing good.
How you doing, Eugene?
– [Eugene] I’m good.
– I do only have a half an hour before
I have to go on a date.
– You know, Ned,
I’m starting to think you like
hanging out with your wife
more than you like
hanging out naked with us.
– I felt uncomfortable, very sexualized.
– [Eugene] I’m still
really hungover right now,
so any sort of lack of
sports ability I had today,
I’m going to blame on the alcohol.
I don’t know what to do.
I’m in a speedo.
– You may not know,
just like, from the fact
that we get naked all the time.
But I’m not the most secure about my body.
I have things about me I don’t like.
– I felt uncomfortable when I would squat,
’cause I felt like, for sure
this is becoming a thong.
– [Zach] So, what women get when they have
like a lot of cleavage,
where like a guy walks by
and they go like down-up,
oh oh, can’t look,
and like you make eye
contact with the cleavage
and then back up.
I was walking down the
bike path and an old man
made eye contact with my
dick and then went, “Dammit!”
– I think we should sort of realize
that culturally Speedos are the majority
of what men wear worldwide.
– That being said, we talk
about our dicks a lot.
I can’t stop, I mean I’m, like,
trying to look at your face,
but I’m looking at your dick right now.
– [Man] Who’s dick?
– Well, Keith’s dick, ’cause
he’s more in my line of sight.
But your dick, I can, I’ve
looked at it so many times today.
‘Cause it’s, the white
makes it much more…
Revealing.

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