Asian Women Review “Everyman’s Guide to Asian Sex”
– Wong!
(upbeat music)
– I’m Kristina Wong,
and I love being objectified.
Luckily, there’s a book
that gets me right in that sweet spot
between humiliated and enraged.
Dan Cuttle’s self-published booklet:
Everyman’s Guide To Asian Sex
– (chuckles)
– Is Asian sex different?
Is it because we have like slanty…?
– I think my mom tried to get this for me
for Christmas one year.
– Yes, they have “Girls of Japan,
Girls of the Philippines,”
and “Lady Boys”
I don’t know what that means.
“Today, thanks to a couple of
decades of improved diets…”
– “…MacDonalds [sic]…”
– “…better health care
and school PE sessions…
– “…Chinese girls’ breasts have…
– “…thank you, god,
filled out and could now
confidently hold their own…”
– “…in any boob contest
on the world stage.”
– There are boob contests
on the world stage?
– McDonald’s? He’s thanking
McDonald’s for that?
He should be thanking Victoria’s Secret
for the push up bra.
– I’m a human being,
with a D cup.
– “Japanese girls have got the neatest…”
– “…best combed…”
– “…sweetest smelling
pubic mounds ever.”
– “Ever.”
– I wasn’t aware that we were
supposed to comb down there.
– I haven’t combed it today,
so now I feel kind of bad.
– I comb it, sure. Why not?
– I seriously doubt this
guy has f#@ked enough girls
to know which ones have
the best pubic hair.
(smooth jazz)
– Mmm..
– Like I don’t even know,
and I’ve f#@ked hundreds of girls.
– I would go clit to clit
with any Japanese girl
to say that my pubic
mound is the sweetest.
– “Not all of them are sweet,
loveable little angels.
Some are hard, scheming little bitches”
– “I have never fallen
victim to Vietnam rose
or super bug VD.”
– “I’ve had a few brief
encounters with lesser
sexually transmitted diseases…
– “..but none that
lasted more than a week.”
“I tell a lie.
In Jakarta I got crotch itch.”
– What’s crotch itch?
– Crotch itch? That’s, um,
awww
– Okay. Obviously this whole book
is written in response to having
many different venereal diseases.
– I feel like I got an STD
just from reading this.
I be mad for add-ons, because they are Petite! Asian American women read from Dan Cuttle’s self-published book, “Everyman’s Guide to Asian Sex,” a chronicle of his experiences/ delusions of having sex with women throughout Asia. ABOUT THIS SERIES: In “Kristina Wong’s How to Pick Up Asian Chicks,” Asian American women review self-published books by white men about how to pick up Asian chicks. Check out all six episodes! #HowNotToPickUpAsianChicks Cast: Kristina Wong, Asa Akira, Justina Walford, Amy Hill, Erin O’Brien, Lesley Asistio, Helen Hong, Molly Wedgwood, Lianne Lin, Krista Suh, Jenny Yang, Lynn Chen, Miki Yamashita Series Creator: Kristina Wong Director: Jenessa Joffe Producers: Kristina Wong, Keri Smith, Daresha Kyi, Jenessa Joffe Cinematographers: Hana Kitasei, Scott Baker Production Crew: Asher Yap, Penda Diakite, Puppet Editor: Casey Nimmer Assistant Editors: Penda Diakite, Charlie Brewer Colorist: Emilia Mendieta Post-Production Sound: Izumi Rosas Re-recording mixers: Izumi Rosas & Chris Morocco Motion Graphics: Brian Carter Special Thanks: Jenny Yokobori, Sandra Valde, Caddie Hastings, Daniel Gross, May Yeung For Kristina Wong: OFFICIAL SITE: http://www.kristinawong.com TOUR SCHEDULE: http://kristinawong.com/upcoming/ FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/ilovekristinawong TWITTER: http://www.twitter.com/mskristinawong INSTAGRAM: http://www.instagram.com/mskristinawong PATRONIZE MORE VIDEOS! https://www.patreon.com/kristinawong WATCH MY MOVIE: http://www.flyingwong.com LISTEN TO MY RAP ALBUM: https://kristinawong.bandcamp.com/