The Medallion

“In the fourth month
of the Year of the Snake,
“a child shall be chosen
“to meld the two halves
of the sacred medallion
“together as one,
“and at his touch,
the reborn shall be endowed
with extraordinary
supernatural powers.”
You’ve done well.
As agreed.
Pitiful.
Many people would pay more to
be the keeper of such a book.
The only pitiful thing
in this room is your life.
Okay.
Actually, you have been
quite generous, yeah?
[♪♪]
[SPEAKING CHINESE]
[PUPPY WHINING]
It’s nobody you know, okay?
[PUPPY WHINING]
It’s fish. See?
Uh…
[SPEAKING CHINESE]
Happy now?
Cheers.
[TIRES SCREECHING
AND CAR HONKING]
[SHOUTING IN CHINESE]
Uh…in English, please.
Stop wasting
time, Giscard.
Pull around back.
Inspector?
Positive ID on Giscard.
Kwun Yum Temple,
and he’s got company.
Copy that.
Hold your position.
Watson! Watson, we got him.
Pai Gow.
Aw!
It’s our guy.
All right, men!
And Snakehead?
Snakehead was not confirmed,
Watson. We should wait.
My intelligence says
he’s here, and Giscard
is his number one.
We’re going in.
I did not agree to this.
We are supposed
to be partners.
This is an Interpol operation.
The Hong Kong Police
Department’s involvement
is strictly
a babysitting service.
[SNIGGERING]
You don’t like it,
take it up with your boss.
It’s true.
Tell him we found it,
and we’re in.
Full force, men.
Razor-sharp and all that.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
what are you doing?
That’s a temple.
It’s a holy place.
You cannot
take guns in there.
Oh, right.
Well, don’t worry, Eddie,
because you see these guns?
They’re holy guns.
Because they make
a rather big holey.
Holey. Do you get it? Holey.
[LAUGHS]
All right. Move out, men!
Move!
Left, right, left, right.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Come on. Come on, keep up.
Inter–
Freeze!
Keep up. Keep up. Keep up.
Interpol! Freeze!
The medallion…
[LOW CHANTING]
What–?
You cannot come in he–
You will give me what I want.
What’s that?
Check it out.
Go that way.
Got it.
Peter?
Eddie.
Interpol! Free–
What the he–?
You okay?
This way, men.
Follow me. Down here.
It’s the cops!
We’ve got to go now!
I need more time.
We haven’t finished yet.
It’s too late.
We’ll try
again later!
Hong Kong Police!
Jai!
Hang on!
Eddie!
Snakehead! Upstairs!
Right!
Damn!
Four months’ work!
What did he want
in the temple?
He’s a smuggler,
Eddie.
I don’t know.
Perhaps
he’s found a buyer
for black-market
Buddhas.
The point is..
is you let him
get away.
Watson…
I also saw his face.
Interpol’s all over me,
and I can’t stay here
any longer.
You must bring me
the boy in Dublin.
I trust you will make
my continued–
Just bring me the boy.
Good job.
Okay, this is what I want.
All right, notify the team–
Excuse me.
Yeah.
Keep the change.
Thank you.
Got it.
The Sea Horizon.
Where are you keeping the boy?
He’s in
a safe place.
Very good.
Take me to him.
Up there.
Okay.
Where is he?
Over here.
Wait, wait, wait.
Put him down.
Put him down!
Untie him.
Don’t hurt him.
Careful.
Be careful.
Inspector,
what’s going on?
Snakehead’s men.
Yes. Hello.
It’s the boy.
Good morning, sir.
Show me the boy.
Oh. Of course.
That’s him.
Treat him
like a prince.
No problem, sir.
We are ready to go.
Attention!
This is
the Marine Police.
You are ordered to stand down!
Prepare to be boarded!
Attention!
Ah, showtime!
This is
the Marine Police.
You are ordered
to stand down!
Prepare to
be boarded!
This is the Marine Police.
Whoo hoo!
Let’s go!
Quickly! Go! Go!
Are you ready?
I’ll cover you.
The boy!
[LAUGHING]
Wave bye-bye!
We’ve interrogated
the prisoner, inspector.
The boy’s been taken
to Snakehead in Ireland.
Repeat, Ireland.
Time for vacation.
Call me in Ireland.
Bring me back
a snake head.
Can I help you, sir?
Yes.
I’m Inspector Eddie Yang
from Hong Kong.
Ah, yes.
You have an appointment
to the commander.
Nicole.
Inspector Eddie Yang.
I knew there couldn’t be
two of you.
Nice.
You clean up well.
Thank you.
Come on.
It’s been
a long time.
Three months.
I was assigned
overseas, and…
Oh, yeah.
You were going
to call me.
I didn’t know
you had been assigned–
To Ireland?
Yes.
Well, you missed
a few beats, Eddie.
I am now
the official liaison
between the local
Interpol office
and Southeast Asian
security forces.
Maybe if you
stayed in touch
like you promised.
Nicole…
I should have called.
I’m sorry.
Well, that’s worth something.
Not a lot, but something.
Commander?
Inspector Yang
is here to see you.
Yes. I’m
Hammerstock-Smythe.
Delighted to meet
you, inspector.
Likewise, commander.
Commander,
I was just–
What the bloody hell
is he doing here?
Hello, Watson.
You’re not telling me
he’s going to be
working on this case?
Watson, we need
all the help we can get.
Yes.
You remember this boy?
Yes, I saw him in the temple.
So?
Who’s he?
One moment…
Yes, I recognize him.
This is Lester Wong.
Snakehead’s number-two man.
Well, that’s
privileged information,
eyes-only, need-to-know,
and all that.
I need to find
him, Watson.
Yes, well, I’m sorry, my
friend, but that’s classified.
We’ve received
a tip-off
that Snakehead does
have a new shipment
arriving tomorrow
in Ireland.
Maybe the boy
will come with it.
Where?
We don’t know.
Go back East,
Eddie.
Stick to what you know.
Watson!
What?
I mean–sorry, what?
Any more nonsense
like this
and you will be off the case,
and the inspector here
will be
in charge of it.
Satisfied?
You’ve only been
here five minutes.
Watson!
You are in my filing cabinet.
Yes.
I was, uh…just
getting these.
I think we’re
in trouble.
Yes, I think everything
is in order.
What do you think?
Is it? Well, yes.
Well, let me
have it checked out.
Yes, sir.
Watson, wait.
Let’s put Hong Kong
behind us.
I’m sorry, is somebody
talking to me?
We were partners.
We were good
together.
You need me.
Oh, really?
So what do you
want me to do,
just welcome you back
with open arms?
We had
a good thing going,
and you left!
Watson…
It just wasn’t
for me anymore.
I thought
you understood.
Oh, I understand.
I understand that
you didn’t like me
always being on top.
Hmm? Hmm?
Okay, you can be on top.
Whatever
you want.
Let’s just do it together.
Okay?
No…
but you have fun
doing it by yourself,
all right?
Oh…you think
because of the way…
Well…
[NERVOUS GIGGLING]
Thank you.
Think we…
Well, we’re not.
I’m a man!
Oh, yes.
No, there’s nothing wrong
when two people love…
one another.
It’s a good thing.
I…
That’s your fault, that is.
Now, I’m going to
go home and cook dinner
for my wife!
So on a scale
of one to ten,
how did that go?
About a seven…
below zero.
I think I know
just what you need.
Dinner.
Dinner?
Mm. Yes, dinner.
We need Watson
for this
investigation, Eddie.
He’s stubborn,
but if we can
catch him off guard,
maybe loosen him
up a little,
I think we can
work it out.
I’ll just be myself.
One more thing.
Watson’s family,
they don’t know
that he’s
an Interpol agent.
What do they
think he is?
A librarian.
A librarian?
Yes.
Hi.
Nice apron.
Thanks.
Look, you can’t just turn up
and barge in, you know?
Darling, I was wondering
if you saw my spatul…
Charlotte, hello!
Hello.
Please, please come in.
Thank you.
Arthur, you didn’t tell me
we were having guests.
Hi.
Hi. Please, welcome.
Didn’t know myself.
We’re librarians.
Librarian?
Mm-hmm.
Shh…
Charlotte, this is Eddie Yang
from Hong Kong.
Are you staying for dinner?
Yes.
No.
Yes.
Absolutely not.
Thank you.
See what you’ve done
to my chops?
Ah…Oh!
What’s that called?
Now?
“Lamb a la victim.”
Oh.
Damn!
[♪♪]
Right. Well, yes.
Come on. Come on.
You know the score.
You eat,
you work.
♪ Well, shake it
up, baby, now ♪
♪ Shake it up, baby ♪
♪ Twist and shout ♪
♪ Twist and shout ♪
♪ Come on, come on, come on
Come on, baby, now ♪
♪ Come on, baby ♪
♪ Come on and work it on out ♪
♪ Work it on out ♪
♪ You know, you twist
Little girl ♪
♪ Twist
Little girl ♪
♪ You know you twist so fine ♪
♪ Twist so fine ♪
♪ Come on and twist
A little closer now ♪
♪ Twist a little
Closer ♪
♪ And let me know
That you’re mine ♪
♪ Let me know
You’re mine ♪
♪ Whoo! ♪
[♪♪]
What brings you to Dublin?
Um…Right.
I was looking for–
Looking for
a rare book.
Yes, actually,
we were wondering
if Arthur would help us
find this rare book.
Oh, well,
unfortunately,
I’m looking for
that book myself, so–
Maybe we could
find it together.
But I’m head librarian,
though, right?
Right.
♪ Shake it up, baby ♪
♪ Twist and shout ♪
♪ Twist and shout ♪
♪ Come on, come on, come on
Come on, baby, now ♪
♪ Come on, baby ♪
♪ Come on
And work it on out ♪
♪ Work it on out ♪
♪ You know you twist
Little girl… ♪
You need help
checking in?
I already
checked in.
Oh, okay.
Oh, hey, here.
Directions.
Where to meet
Watson tomorrow.
He told me to
give them to you.
Why can’t he just
pick me up?
It’s Watson.
You know, “Privileged
information,
eyes-only, need-to-know,
and all that.”
So…
Okay…
Okay.
Nicole…
Yeah?
Tonight was fun.
Yeah.
[BELL TOLLING]
Excuse me,
is this place far away
or close by?
Far away.
Hop in the car
and I’ll take you.
Thank you.
Ugh. Hey…
Move! Move!
Oh, my!
Sorry.
[BICYCLE BELLS RINGING]
Hey, what are
you doing?
Open this door!
Huh?
Ah!
[TRUCK HONKING]
Aw…
Wait a minute!
What are you doing?
I haven’t even done any–
Aah!
Aah! Aah!
Say it! Talk!
Where’s the boy?
You better
let me out of here,
or I’m going to
kick your ass.
Speak English!
You are hard to understand!
Have you ever heard
of police brutality?
Sounds like fun.
Aah!
One more chance
until you kick the can.
You mean
“kick the bucket.”
What?
You mean “kick the bucket.”
If you say so.
What kind of music you like?
[DRUMMING ON CAN]
Okay, okay, okay!
Just let me out
and we can talk
about this, all right?
He’s coming on some boat.
I don’t know what time.
Some freighter.
He’ll be coming
into the docks.
A boat!
Look, just
let me out of here!
Do you know
how long
I’ve been waiting
here for you?
What’s the matter?
You sound like
an obscene phone call.
You’re out of shape.
You should keep fit.
Right, but let’s not
waste any more time,
shall we?
Pier Five.
Well, that must be
the ship, if Giscard’s
telling the truth.
Let’s hope so.
It’s all we’ve got
to go on.
Now, these are very
dangerous people, all right?
Do you have a gun?
No, are you going
to give me one?
No, get your own
bloody gun,
and remember,
I’m head librarian,
all right?
All right?
Yes.
Yes.
Right. Here’s the plan–
I’ll circle around
to the left.
You circle ar–
You circle arou–
And I’ll just bloody well
talk to myself.
Yeah.
Then you go straight
through. Go around.
Welcome, Chosen One.
Excuse me.
You’re under arrest.
Come on, he went this way.
Have you seen him?
There.
[GUNSHOTS]
Watson, come on!
Where’s the boy?
We couldn’t find him.
Find him!
Shoot him.
Ah!
You okay?
Go, go, go, go, go!
Get the boy!
Interpol! Freeze!
[DIALING BEEPS]
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
Hello?
Hello,
it’s me.
Me who?
Eddie! Where are you?
I’m trapped inside
the container with the boy.
Stay right where you are.
I’m on my way.
What color is it?
I don’t know.
Watson.
Eddie’s in a container.
Which one?
I have absolutely no idea.
[BANG]
There. There.
It’s Eddie.
Eddie.
Eddie, it’s Nicole!
Just hang on!
Watson, get over here.
I need your help!
Nicole!
Oh, my God!
Don’t be afraid.
I’m not afraid.
We’ll be all right.
We got control
of the container.
We believe that
there’s bodies inside.
I need an oxygen tank
and a stretcher, now!
Eddie, please
don’t leave me, Eddie.
Eddie, come
back to me.
Eddie, please.
You all right?
Please.
Eddie, come back.
Nicole…
he’s gone.
Come on.
God bless, Eddie.
God bless.
Nicole…
We’ve got
work to do.
You sure?
I’m sure.
Let’s go.
I’m sorry I…
wasn’t there when you
needed me most, my friend.
That was nice.
Thank you. I–
What’s wrong?
Who are you?
What’s the matter?
Who are you?
What are we doing here?
Where’s my clothes?
[WHIMPERING]
Watson. Watson!
[SCREAMING]
Watson!
Get away from me!
Watson…
It must be fake.
Well, it certainly
looks like you.
My nose isn’t that big.
It’s really me.
Are you sure?
Don’t you think
I recognize my own thing?
Well, it’s cold
in here.
I mean, let me
take a look.
What’s happening to me?
All right, all right.
All right, let’s just…
[WHIMPERING]
…stay calm.
I’m sure there’s a perfectly
rational explanation for this.
Uh, uh, think back.
You were on the boat,
in the container.
What happened?
Lights everywhere.
The boy.
The boy?
Medallion.
Yes. Yes.
I have it.
It was in
your pocket.
What’s this?
Wow.
Where did you go?
Excuse me, nurse,
we’re from Interpol.
Would you mind if we have
a few moments with the boy?
You know, the man outside
says you’re not eating.
You should eat
to gain strength.
[SPEAKING CHINESE]
[RETCHING NOISES]
How are you feeling?
Feeling. Feel. Feeling.
Bit bumpy, was it,
out there on the ocean waves?
Bit rough?
[IMITATES SOUND
OF HITTING GOLF BALL]
Out there?
[IMITATES SOUND
OF KNOCKING ON DOOR]
Out there
on the high seas?
Bumpity-bumpity?
Excuse me.
We have to take him
for a checkup now.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Wait.
I think this belongs to you.
Half for me?
Nice lad.
You okay?
That nurse.
Yeah…
Her boots.
No.
Her boots.
Oh, boots.
Nurses don’t
wear boots.
Hey…
Watch out!
Get out of my way!
Sorry.
Get the boy.
What the heck?
Give me that!
There he goes!
Hurry up.
I got him.
I got him.
There he is.
I’ve got him.
He’s mine.
I’ve got him.
Let’s go.
Jai!
Clear all exits.
Right, sir.
Watson, are you there?
I’m not here.
Yes.
What happened?
Oh, Snakehead’s men.
They were here for the boy.
I’m going to keep him with me.
Good idea. Keep him safe.
Yes. Yes.
Watson, you did
all this alone?
No, Eddie is–
I mean,
I think I mentioned
that Eddie wasn’t the only one
with a black belt.
So you’re all right?
Perfect.
Great.
Okay.
I’ll see you back at the–
Yeah. Yeah.
I’m going to do
a couple of press-ups
and meet you
back there.
Yes. Yes.
You just take care
of the boy!
Eddie, listen–
Watson,
something’s wrong.
Yeah, Snakehead’s
men got away again,
but at least
the boy is safe.
I mean, something’s
wrong with me.
Hit me.
What?
Go on, hit me.
No, no, no, I can’t do that.
It’s okay, I don’t mind.
Well, I mind.
I mean, a chap could
break a finger, you know.
Okay.
Use this.
No, thank you.
I went before
I came out.
No, hit me with this.
F–F–For real?
Yes.
Oh, God.
There you go.
All right?
Harder.
I can’t do this.
This is ridiculous.
The queen hits
harder than that.
How–
How dare you?
Oh, my God.
Are you all right?
Oh, God.
I’m so sorry,
my friend.
Did it hurt?
Of course it hurt,
but nothing.
I was shot before,
but I was okay.
Shoot me. Go ahead.
No, I think
the embalming fluid’s
gone to your head,
my friend.
This is getting
ridiculous.
Give me the gun.
Absolutely not.
I’ll show you.
No.
Do you know how many forms
I have to fill out
if I discharge
my weapon?
Absolutely not.
Look, this is how
accidents happen.
Look.
Amazing.
No blood.
Amazing.
Incredible.
Oh! See?
I mean, still…
Oh! Ah!
That’s incredible.
Ah! Oh! Ah!
Ah! Ah! Oh!
I mean, just…
Ah! Ah!
[SLIDING THUD]
Ah! Stop that.
I’m sorry.
That was
below the belt.
I’m sorry.
That’s what I mean.
Can one of you explain
this latest failure?
Why you couldn’t retrieve
one small boy?
Sir, this may sound crazy,
but I emptied a whole clip
into that Chinese cop,
and he still wouldn’t die.
Chinese cop…
That’s Eddie Yang.
He’s supposed
to have died yesterday,
drowned in that container.
Then it’s true.
Professor. Doctor. Doctor.
Thank you for being here.
We’ve come across something
very interesting.
Have you ever
seen this before?
Doesn’t ring any bells
for me. Doctor?
I’ve seen
that before.
The fish is the sign of life,
and the snake
is the sign of–
Whoa.
The medallion.
You’re going
to love this.
Now, it should have
a serpent on one side…damn.
And a fish on the other,
ho ho…
And if what you’re holding
is real,
that is the Holy Grail
of Eastern mythology…
and maybe the secret
to eternal life.
Sweet!
[♪♪]
So where’d you get
the medallion?
You got it from a kid,
didn’t you?
Yes.
The legend says
every thousand years,
a child is chosen
that can bind the two halves
of the medallion together
and restore life to the dead.
Now, you get that kid
and the medallion,
you’re a god.
Oh, that’s
nonsense.
So where’s the other half?
Wait. Wait.
Guys, the ancient
texts say
that if you want superhuman
strength and immortality,
you’ve got to have both halves
of the medallion.
The only
documented case
of a genuine
resurrection–
Blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah.
You can’t weigh it,
measure it, smoke it.
Look, ancient texts
aren’t fairytales.
Thank you, professor.
Doctor.
Doctor,
Cheerio, for now.
Good luck.
Why would a young boy
have something like this?
This Snakehead chap,
is he after the medallion
or the boy?
By the way,
take good care
of that kid.
The medallion can
not only give life,
it can take it away.
Okay, here’s
what I’m thinking.
I’ll cover the front door,
call in for backup.
You head around
to the rear
and get up
to Nicole’s apartment
as fast as you can.
Got it.
[CAR ALARM WAILING]
Sorry.
You know, for a little person,
you sure do eat a lot.
Still going?
What did you have?
Okay.
Here we go.
Try that.
That good?
You don’t like…
One of my culinary skills,
other than peeling fruit,
of course,
just so happens to be
a toasted peanut butter
and jelly sandwich,
which, I might add,
Eddie could eat for breakfast,
lunch and dinner.
Then again, I suppose he
didn’t really have any choice.
Why?
Because I can’t really cook
anything else.
I just can’t believe
that he’s really gone.
He’s not gone.
Jai, do you not understand
that Eddie’s not coming back?
I pulled him back.
Okay…
Jai, Eddie’s…
[TOASTER DINGS]
Just hold on.
[TAPPING ON GLASS]
See?
Oh, my God.
Eddie?
Eddie.
Jai!
No!
Eddie!
Ooh!
[CAR ALARMS WAILING]
You see?
I told you he wasn’t dead.
[JOINTS CRACKING]
The boy, sir?
Yes.
Welcome,
my old friend.
So a quick, painless death…
followed by
resurrection,
immortality
and powers
beyond your dreams.
Are you sure?
His order is ruled
by reverence for life.
My death before him
must be reversed,
and if it isn’t…
kill him,
and then who would
bring you back,
Chosen One?
Pitiful mortal.
So, I have no further use
for you, Chosen One.
You’re not immortal.
What?
To become immortal,
you need both halves
of the medallion.
Where’s the other half?
Tell me!
Nicole…
Eddie…
It’s me.
I’m fine, really.
I just…
I just still don’t
understand, Eddie,
because I was there,
and I saw you, and–
Nicole, it’s me.
But you see, it’s just
that I was at the container,
and Eddie, you were dead.
I mean, you were dead.
Nicole, the boy uses
the medallion to give life.
That’s why Snakehead took him.
With the boy and the
medallion, he could…
He could become like you?
Yes, but he needs
the whole medallion,
and he only has half.
Look, this is
a touching reunion.
We’re all glad that Eddie’s
amongst the living,
but we still haven’t found
Snakehead’s helicopter.
Nicole, could you
get online,
find me anything
that was in the air
in the last hour?
I don’t care if it was a bird,
a plane, or bloody Superman.
No offense, old chap.
Eddie…
if he needs the other half,
he’s going to come looking
for you.
If he’s looking
for me,
he’ll be looking
for my partner.
Me?
My family.
My family.
Cool.
See, that’s not normal.
I mean,
that’s not natural.
What–
Eddie, take my bike!
Thank God.
They’re all right.
Charlotte…
Charlotte?
I have something
I have to tell you.
Yes, dear?
Eddie…
Watson! They’re here!
Go!
[GUNFIRE]
Go!
Charlotte,
where are you going?
This is no time for cleaning.
Take the shield!
Watson!
Are you all right, love?
Yes, I’m fine, dear.
Catch!
Here.
I’ll lead them away.
Your wife?
What the–
There’s a good boy.
Now, listen, guns are very
dangerous things, all right?
Right.
How dare you shoot…
at my…
wife?
My Lord.
Huh?
Where’d he go?
We meet again, Eddie Yang.
Where’s the boy?
My guest is no
concern of yours.
All that matters
is that you have the other
half of the medallion.
Don’t run, Eddie!
You can’t hide
from me!
The medallion is mine!
You think
it’s a game?
Well, let’s play!
We’re the same, you and I.
What a pity.
What a waste!
You don’t know
what powers you have.
Destiny calls.
He’s sleeping.
At least I think
that’s what he’s doing.
Watson, he doesn’t even look
like he’s breathing.
The boy!
Oh, God, I wish
you wouldn’t do that.
Eddie, you’re all right.
The boy’s in danger.
Yes.
He’s going to kill him.
Right?
Snakehead has taken the boy
to Raven’s Keep.
I told you everything I know.
I did.
We need
to move fast.
Of course
I can fly this thing.
I built it myself.
You just
take the bike.
I’ll guide you
from the air.
I’m driving.
[♪♪]
♪ Oh, why can’t
you understand ♪
♪ I want to be
Just like Superman ♪
♪ I want to fly so high
Up in the sky ♪
♪ Be immortal,
never gonna die ♪
♪ I wanna be a super hero ♪
♪ I wanna fly so high ♪
♪ I wanna be a super hero ♪
♪ Live forever
And never gonna die ♪
♪ Oh, why can’t
you understand ♪
Oh!
♪ With my mask
I’ll be like Batman… ♪
That’s Raven’s Keep.
It’s five miles away.
♪ I wanna be a super hero ♪
♪ I wanna fly so high… ♪
[THUD]
You should
wash your hands.
Come on.
Nicole…
Be careful.
You too.
[KNOCKING]
What the hell
are you doing here?
Where’s the boy?
Let’s get out of here!
Move! Move! Move!
Cowards!
Watson. Watson!
Are you crazy?
Be careful.
Interpol. Freeze.
[WHISPERING]: Jai,
are you all right?
There she is!
Get her!
Excuse me.
You looking for something?
Interpol! Freeze!
Interpol! Freeze!
Interpol! Free–
Jai, thank God.
You’re in danger.
It’s over.
You’re safe now.
I don’t think so.
No, it’s all right.
[SCREAMS]
Run!
For your lives.
It’s not nice
to take things
that don’t
belong to you.
Fetch.
[SCREAMING]
My brother…
don’t be sentimental.
It’s so…
unnecessary.
So human.
So normal.
You and I will live forever.
We are the lords of time.
We can take
whatever we choose.
I mean, what difference
can a single human life
like hers make to us?
We are immortal.
Let me show you.
Eddie, use the medallion
to end the life that it gave.
[SCREAMS]
Can you?
It’s your turn.
What’s that for?
That, Eddie Yang,
is for not catching me.
And that, Eddie Yang,
is for not catching me.
Interpol! Freeze!
[SIGHS]
Isn’t that lovely?
Of course when he came back,
he was naked.
I mean, completely starkers.
Not a stitch.
I’m not complaining,
mind you.
Listen, I have
this cough.
I think it’s quite serious.
Honestly, I could snuff it
at any point.
don’t suppose you’d consider
a quick rub
on your medallion, would you?
mean, I really am.
Hello?
It’s very bad–
[COUGHING]
Very bad. You–
Please, the med–
One quick rub.
That’s all.
Oh, the medallion. Oh!
The medallion. Quick.
Give me the medallion.
Give it.
All right.
It was only
a tickle anyway.
Come with me.
Wait! Nicole! Eddie!
You can’t
leave me here.
Goodbye!
[LAUGHING]
Okay, that wasn’t
scary at all.
He walked through a vortex
to the next universe.
I’m going this way.
MAN: Quiet. Quiet
on the set.
Guys, here we go.
Are cameras ready?
Cameras are ready.
All right, here we go,
Jackie, Claire, and action.
I’m sorry.
Can you overlap that
line for me, Claire?
Eddie Yang,
I knew there couldn’t be
two of you.
Are you going to say “action,”
or am I just–
I did. All right,
here we go,
and action.
Three months and not so much
as a phone call?
Oh my God,
that made me so nervous.
I slapped you so hard.
Aw, come on!
Oh, my God!
I got slapped
for nothing!
I’m so sorry.
I am so sorry.
I’m so sorry.
I can’t
believe it.
Oh no!
Claire…
Jackie, I’m so sorry.
That rea– That hurt me.
No! You should
continue filming!
Oh, I didn’t know!
Now I get
another one!
Oh no! That was really bad.
Try it again.
Let’s go.
Let’s move.
Take one.
Eddie…
All those things that I said–
I was right there.
Aah!
147, take three.
Action!
[HONKING]
Cut! Cut!
Take one.
You–Now, how–
It’s Giscard.
What about Snakehead?
Snakehead is not
here yet.
Is he not here?
What about Ken?
[SNIGGERING]
Yeah. Ken is–
Pete? Pete?
Pete is just
right beside me.
That’s it.
We’re fine.
Aw…
[BANGING]
Now, that’s–
Somebody let
Jackie in.
[LAUGHING]
Here’s the plan.
We have to–
Whoops. I got it wrong.
It’s this way.
Oh, sorry,
it’s the other way.
Oh, damn.
I missed.
Watson–
[CELL PHONE
RINGING]
Phone.
Watson–
[PHONES RINGING]
So many things going on.
Come on.
Marker.
One more.
Watson…
Sorry.
What? It’s–
No, you–No.
Again.
Marker!
[GUNFIRE]
Cut. Cut!
I want ice cream.
[LAUGHING]
Cut!
Cut!
Slate X67,
take one coming up.
Like a woman.
That’s it.
That’s it. Okay.
Down…down there.
Then the bottom.
Then the–
Sorry, Jackie.
What’s this?
“The bottom.”
Marker.
Move!
Wait, wait!
I’m okay.
Nicole, the boy
used the meda–
Very good.
Cut. Cut.
The dog bark…
barking.
Yeah, I heard it.
Go. Go away.
And action.
Interpol! Freeze!
[LAUGHING]
Cut.
A-camera.
In case of emergency,
the exits are here,
here,
and here.
I slapped you.
Again.
Sorry. I’m sorry.
Oh, my God!
It was meant
to be fake. Sorry.
You do on purpose.
Are you doing
on purpose?
MAN: Try it again, Claire,
a little bit harder.
Aah! It drives me crazy.
[♪♪]

These items are Horny!! Combining the martial arts prowess of international action superstar Jackie Chan with state-of-the-art special effects, The Medallion is an action comedy co-starring Claire Forlani, Lee Evans and Julian Sands. Chan plays Eddie Yang, a Hong Kong cop who suffers a near fatal accident while investigating a case involving a mysterious medallion. Eddie soon discovers that with the powerful medallion in his possession, he gains incredible speed, strength and skills, taking his martial arts abilities to awe-inspiring heights. Enlisting the help of an old flame, British Interpol agent Nicole James (Forlani), Eddie is determined to learn the secret of the medallion and face down the evil crime lord Snakehead (Sands), who wants to use its awesome powers for his own nefarious plans. (Original TItle – The Medallion) © 2003 Golden Port Productions Limited. All Rights Reserved.