– Do you know how long it took me
to train my husband to
eat my pussy correctly?
I’m not going back out into the world,
find somebody new to coach all over again.
It’s too much work.
All of that knowledge
that my husband has now,
all of that time I invested,
all of that muscle memory
lives and dies with him.
You can’t store that in
some sort of iPussy cloud
and then just download
it to a new husband 2.0.
He is bespoke to me.
Look, many patient nights
I wanted to fake it, okay?
But I knew that it was so fundamental
for the long term that he get it right
and that lying to him would
just be cheating myself.
And so I would shove his head down there
and keep it down there
until his face got pruney.
Many nights he’d enter 7:00 p.m.
looking like a 30 year old man,
exit hours later looking
like Tommy Lee Jones.
You know how hard it is
for a young Asian man
to suddenly transform
into Tommy Lee Jones?
I think a big part of
being good at eating pussy
is that you just gotta be into it, okay?
Do it with gusto, with enthusiasm.
It’s a privilege, so
act like you know, okay?
Yes, yes, don’t hesitate, don’t. (whines)
Like you’re being some toddler
forced to eat broccoli.
Get in there.
And hold your own goddamn head up too.
Don’t use my thigh as a
tripod and just. (whines)
Fall into a food coma
before you finish your meal.
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