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How To Perform Oral Sex | Ali Wong | Netflix Is A Joke

– Do you know how long it took me
to train my husband to
eat my pussy correctly?
(audience laughing)
I’m not going back out into the world,
find somebody new to coach all over again.
(audience laughing)
It’s too much work.
All of that knowledge
that my husband has now,
all of that time I invested,
all of that muscle memory
lives and dies with him.
You can’t store that in
some sort of iPussy cloud
and then just download
it to a new husband 2.0.
He is bespoke to me.
(audience laughing)
(audience applauding)
Look, many patient nights
I wanted to fake it, okay?
But I knew that it was so fundamental
for the long term that he get it right
and that lying to him would
just be cheating myself.
(audience laughing)
And so I would shove his head down there
and keep it down there
until his face got pruney.
(audience laughing)
Many nights he’d enter 7:00 p.m.
looking like a 30 year old man,
exit hours later looking
like Tommy Lee Jones.
(audience laughing)
(audience applauding)
You know how hard it is
for a young Asian man
to suddenly transform
into Tommy Lee Jones?
(audience laughing)
I think a big part of
being good at eating pussy
is that you just gotta be into it, okay?
Do it with gusto, with enthusiasm.
It’s a privilege, so
act like you know, okay?
Yes, yes, don’t hesitate, don’t. (whines)
(audience laughing)
(Ali whining)
Like you’re being some toddler
forced to eat broccoli.
(audience laughing)
Get in there.
And hold your own goddamn head up too.
Don’t use my thigh as a
tripod and just. (whines)
(audience laughing)
Fall into a food coma
before you finish your meal.
(audience laughing)

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